Q: Where am I?

A: In Oakland,CA (Oaktown!)

Q: What do I charge?

A: My fee is $100 per hour for private cooking lessons. Parties of 3 or more start at $150 per hour.

Q: How do we do this?

A: You send me an email with your information, what you want (me) to make, what the occasion is and when you want to do it. I will get back to you and let you know what the projected fee will be and make arrangements accordingly.

Q: Where did I learn to cook?

A: I learned my first recipe when I was in Montessori preschool,(4 years old) an "egg in the hole." I got my first cook book when I was in 3rd grade, called, "Yum, I Eat It!" My Mom taught me how to make a lot of healthy dishes at home and then I worked in various restaurants and in care giver roles after that. I have studied specialized diets and needs of people ages 0-90. I Love to cook! I started to cater parties about 5 years ago, giving private lessons 3 years ago and have been researching the culinary arts in depth ever since.

Q: Do I ever have sex with my clients?

A: No.

Q: Do I ever let clients touch or lick me?

A: Touching is OK with the right attitude; respectful, kind and gentle. No licking, ever.

Q: What do I mean by "bringing back the belly?"

A: I am putting out the message that it is ok to have a nice, soft abundant belly. To be full, full of life and happy. I am helping the american culture to accept people (especially women)who love themselves for who they are, how they are and to radiate beauty, love and abundance from their center,the belly. I am helping make the shift from eating disorders, poor nutrition and the look of being starved to a more healthful, happy, natural body. I advocate eating healthy, organic food and enjoying exercise to keep the body happy. The super skinny, hungry, unhappy look is on it's way out. Hello happy, beautiful fully radiant body with natural soft and abundant belly! Enjoy healthy food! Enjoy the sensuality of a supple body.

Q: Is my T&A Erotic Art for sale?

A: Yes! Prints are available for your enjoyment printed on acid free watercolor paper with archival inks! email me with the names and sizes you would like. Currently we make 8X10 for $50, 11X14 for $90 and 15X23 for $190. (plus shipping cost) You will have your new art in 2 weeks! YAY!

Q: Did I know what I was getting myself into with Howard Stern?

A: I knew to expect the unexpected. I also knoew that he was going to be hard on me and would possibly try to make me feel bad about my body. And, I also knew that no matter what he said I am happy.

Q: Why did I let Howard and Co. throw cupcakes at my naked body?

A: I had a choice... either cook something in the nude for them.. which I was not prepared to do (I was told that there would be no cooking and then when I show up they had a make shift hot plate and some dubious ingredients there. I would have been glad to make something for Howard had I been prepared. Usually I shop for organic food, make something delicious and use an apron for safety... ) the alternative in this case; have cupcakes thrown at me. I chose the later as it seemed the less consequential of the two.(Little did I know they were totally stale, hard as a rock and heavy. I didn't think it would hurt as much as it did.) Had I made something for Howard, he potentially would have dissed my creation. Rather than have that happen, I chose "The Cupcake Incident."

Q: Why am I so "Happy?"

A: The Promised God-Man is Here! see Adi Da Samraj.

Q: Will I marry you?

A: No, but thank you for asking. I have a wonderful man in my life.

Q: What's Next?

A: A Nude Cooking Talk Show. I have completed my "series bible" or treatment for the show and I am shopping it to cable networks for production. I would like to see this on TV by 2006. Please let me know if you have any connections that will halp this happen. I am happy to send you a copy of the document. (Serious inquiry only.)

More to come.....